Bangkok has him now.
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Farewell
11 cities, 10 flights, 4 bus rides, 6 countries, and 3 weeks of new
friendships, knowledge, and memories later and we are coming to the
end of our journey. We are stationed in Bangkok now and headed back to
spend a night in Hong Kong until we leave for Newark to start our real
lives.
A trip like this makes one question several things:
-Why do we sweat the smallest things when people living in the world's
worst poverty are able to enjoy the simple things in life?
(guy chilling on motorcycle picture)
--Why work 100 hour weeks when I can retire rich to Vietnam with my
savings account at age 22?
--How do eight massage places on one block stay in business?
-- Why is Chinese food so repulsive in America and so delicious in China?
--Was this blog made for this trip? Or was this trip taken for this blog?
While these mysteries may never be solved, I know all of us appreciate
now more than ever before our freedoms and how fortunate we were to be
raised in our families and country. Happy Independence Day.
I encourage all readers to make it to Southeast Asia at some point in
their lives if possible. Questions regarding itinerary, pricing,
tour guides, recommendations or just general musings can be directed
to the comments below and we will be sure to answer them.
Until next time…
Monday, July 4, 2011
If a Stevie Falls in the Forest
Does it make a sound?
In our last entry the Steves and I were leaving the tropical paradise of Koh Samui for the dense jungle of Chiang Mai. We signed up for two days of ziplining, elephant riding, mountain biking, white water rafting and bar hopping. We succeeded in all but the latter.
There were only three things between us and these extreme adventures: Bangkok Airways, Thai Elections and Dengue Fever.
Bangkok Airways, the self-proclaimed boutique airline in Asia, was superb. Although Lang encountered issues since he had misplaced his Visa credit card somewhere in Hong Kong, Bangkok Air really plays up its brand. From “Asia’s Boutique Airline Lounge” for all seating classes—we ate breakfast four times on our journey to Chiang Mai, twice on each leg of the flight and in both airports—to the remote domestic destinations it flies to the preflight announcements where, even when the flight attendant announces the flight plan in Thai (he did in English, too), he says “Asia’s Boutique Airline” in English then resumes Thai.
Next were the Thai elections. Last year, when results were announced riots broke out and 90 protestors were killed. An equally contentious election this year, we were slightly worried. What if all the pilots went on strike? What if Bangkok overnight turned into Syria or Lebanon or Egypt or Yemen or Libya or…? What if the military backed incumbent kidnapped American tourists in Thailand? Well, Thai voters decisively and democratically elected their first female prime minister. Of all elections to be fixed, the one where the first female is elected clearly isn’t one of them. The incumbent conceded and congratulated Ms. Yingluck. Phew.
Last was Dengue Fever. We’re not sure what Stevie has, but with his spirits high we’re confident it’s not the bubonic plague. Unfortunately, this would cut Steve’s adventure in Chiang Mai short as he was bedridden day two here. Get well soon!
Obstacles aside, we woke up at 4am for our Chiang Mai flight and by 9am we were there ready for Jungle Flight—Chiang Mai’s premier ziplining experience. We met our two tour guides for the afternoon affair. Surprisingly, the first introduced himself as Mr. Boston. Unsurprisingly, he claimed to be from Massachusetts. He introduced us to our other tour guide, known only as Boston’s father in law. We also met a guide named Miami. Apparently he’s as knowledgeable about the Heat as Marcos Perez.
Boston, clearly from the village this excursion takes place, is Spiderman. He jumped from B52s in the military and ziplines as flawlessly as Spiderman navigates the Chicago skyline. Safety is of utmost importance when a carabineer is the only thing between you and the trees 50-120 meters below you. So when Stevie asked the guy adjusting his equipment who spoke no English whether it was safe and his friend responded, “of course, it’s his first day,” our fears escalated. We made our way to the first platform where Boston gave us our safety tutorial. Afterward, we waited for about five minutes as Boston was on his walkie talkie.
Boston quietly: “(Speaking Thai) mayday, mayday (more Thai)”
Us: “Uhh…what’s Mayday?”
Boston: “Oh nothing, just due to the rain, the tree on the second platform may fall at any moment”
Us: “What?”
[Awkward two minute pause]
Boston: “I’m kidding! We’re waiting for a couple more people.”
Sometimes it’s okay when they don’t speak English very well.
Ultimately, Jungle Flight was extremely safe and professional. At all moments, we were either attached to the tree on the platform or the zipline. You would have to go out of your way to fall. If you’ve never ziplined before, do it! You are offered an unparalleled view of the jungle and the surrounding mountains. The longest line we went on was 300 meters platform to platform. To put you in the moment, imagine going to a professional football game where the stadium is three times as long and you’re 100 meters above it zooming across the field ESPN 360-game-camera-style on a one inch wide tight rope.
We bowed out early for the night to prepare for day two in Chiang Mai sans Stevie. Lang and I first took an hour long elephant ride. There’s no way our 360 pounds can be comfortable for the elephant, but our elephant Pho Nanh was always satisfied with the bamboo sized sugarcane treats we fed him. Joining our tour was two friendly Irish women who rode a female elephant. An elephant with a similar Thai name to Pho Nanh, Tessa ate all grass, trees and sugar canes in her path.
A stark contrast to the casual elephant-back ride was the challenging mountain bike ride. Our first 100 meters of the trip were through a muddy, quicksand like, elephant and oxen dung filled moat. While we could have started where our path (a road) starts, the mud added character to our shoes, clothing and faces. We were surprised to find out that leg two of our journey was coincidentally leg 15 of the Tour De France. Although the only other bikers on the road where motorcyclists (and a few babies riding shotgun), we scaled a mile long uphill mountain. In the brochure, the pictures of this part of the tour were filled with smiles of riders on durable mountain bikes. We, however, were using Soviet brake pad free mountain bikes. Even our tour guide had never taken this route before. Needless to say, we didn’t earn the yellow jersey upon arriving to home base for lunch.
Following a classic Caribbean soul food fried chicken and rice lunch, we were off to the Moon River for a two hour white water rafting journey. Having traveled during the rainy season, we knew we were in for a ride not to mention the fact none of us (there were 12 split into three boats) had ever white water rafted, let alone on Class 4 (of 6) rapids.
Each boat was equipped with a captain and our boat consisted of Lang, two girls from Sawrey (outside London) both named Emily and me. The English speaking guide offered a comprehensive tutorial to both educate and scare us. We learned commands such as forward, backward, get down, back to work, right and left. The latter was only used in one circumstance. In the calmest of waters, our captain yelled LEFT! Everyone shifted to the left side of the boat and our captain capsized it sending us all in the water. Don’t any of you remember that the second time a new marine crosses the equator he’s hurled into the water? An oversized bug caused our second traumatic experience when it landed in our raft. Emily shrieked and jumped into the other Emily while Lang instinctively reacted jumping onto my side of the raft and jabbing his knee on my paddle. Another close call, we were back on our feet ready to conquer the rapids. While we were the C team on the river—our captain and the kayaking spotters constantly laughed at us—we were as perseverant as the Little Engine That Could. At one point, we took on enemy fire as fellow rafters splashed us. We simply paddled away; sometimes you just have to be the bigger boat.
Exhausted and back at the hotel, we had a few hours to relax before meeting up with our fellow rafters for drinks. In this night, we discovered the top three ways American tourists get sent to a Thai prison.
3. Placing a bet with the wrong guy at Muay Thai boxing
2. Not paying your Tuk Tuk driver 60 Bhat ($2)
As we mentioned, we had planned to meet the people from the tour at a bar named “The Wall.” After minor research we found the location of the bar online; it was on the bottom floor of a hotel in Old City. Our first Tuk Tuk driver, seeing the word “hotel,” took us to a hotel. 0 for 1. Our second Tuk Tuk driver didn’t understand the social concept of meeting friends at a bar and kept trying to take us to bars in general (strip bars, karaoke bars and strip karaoke bars). Upfront, we told him we’re not paying unless we get to our destination. We made three laps around the city and ended our journey within 50 meters of our pick up. We refused to pay the 60 Bhat so he cursed us off (we think). You may find us on Thailand’s most wanted. 0 for 2. Ultimately we found a large brick wall in Old City that lacked a bartender, the Irish girls, Emilys and British Fellas we were looking for. Strike three.
Irish girls, Emilys, British Fellas: If you’re reading this, we tried! We even went to the outdoor sushi stands in the market because you mentioned you had been there the night before!
1. Purchasing alcohol the only day it’s banned.
We’ve been in Southeast Asia for three weeks without encountering so much as one law, rule or even suggestion, until now. We happened to be in Thailand on the one day alcohol was not for sale. Since the national elections were controversial last year, the government wanted to minimize political unrest by limiting alcohol consumption. It had been a long day and we were hoping to relax with a Chang beer. We entered 7-Eleven. No dice. If beer isn’t for sale at bars, it’s not for sale at convenience stores. We then traveled less than a block to another 7-Eleven. This attendant didn’t get the memo. We purchased a couple beers to take back to the hotel. I was worried this may have been a Chris Hanson sting operation (too soon?) and we would be swarmed by Thai police and spend the fourth in prison. No police in sight, we enjoyed our final few hours in Chiang Mai.
Happy Fourth of July everyone!
We’ll be back in the states in a couple days. Expect one final post!
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Operation Koh Samui
Thursday, June 30, 2011
How 'Bout That Ride In?
We spent many long nights planning this trip together. Our journey was built from scratch, so we were responsible for arranging every flight, hotel, and tour. Over the course of our planning process not everything was easy to figure out, and we did not agree on every plan, but the most contentious of all issues was our means of travel from Siem Reap to Bangkok. We ultimately decided in favor of a bus ride.
No safety rails. |
An hour into the ride, after Steve and Jeff fell asleep facing each other with their heads six inches apart, the two French ladies to my right shrieked in horror. Apparently there was a mouse (Mickey?) on board. When we stopped for a bathroom break ten minutes shy of the Thai border, a tattooed man who looked like a cross between Jeff Bridges in True Grit and Jeff Bridges in Crazy Heart told the bus driver “here is good,” grabbed his belongings and disappeared into the countryside. He was wearing a cowboy hat, sunglasses, and a washed out pair of jean shorts and hadn’t said a word the entire trip. I just hope that whatever criminal charges he was fleeing were not of the violent nature.
The beaches here are incredible so it was well worth the journey. Stay tuned for updates.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Siem Reap: Legends of the Hidden Temple
Monday, June 27, 2011
Things that don't happen in America, continued...
As promised, here are some videos:
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Every Now And Duyen I Fall Apart
How many times have you watched the end of a sporting event and heard an announcer make some version of the previous statement. It’s a cliché used so often that it’s clearly not true. Well right now I know how the announcers feel. I have to document the undocumentable and write a you can’t make this stuff up kind of story. I’ll do my best.
Two hundred and fifty thousand years ago, somewhere not too far off the coast of Madagascar, a butterfly probably flapped its wings. At that moment, the world’s rotation was ever so slightly skewed, and the future of mankind was permanently altered. If only that butterfly could have flown into our private room at a Vietnamese karaoke bar last night to see Steve and Jeff alternating between the male and female verses of Summer Nights while a group of Vietnamese university students tapped their feet and waved their arms in unison. How did we get here???
“I came outside because otherwise there was no way you would find us. I can't wait for your reaction when you see this room”
I guess I have never actually been to a karaoke bar in America, but I imagine it to look like any other bar, except with a karaoke machine in the front, maybe sitting next to a small stage. To picture a karaoke bar in Vietnam, think about the private room you used to serve cake when you had your 2nd grade birthday party at the Discovery Zone. Or just look at the photo.
A hostess greeted us at the entrance and pointed us to a cage of slithering snakes, adjacent to some of the most pathetic looking ducks and hedgehogs you’ll ever lay your eyes on. The poor things knew they were someone’s dinner. We seriously contemplated ordering a snake, but we had just eaten lunch and the price of bile drink and grilled snake was just high enough… okay we chickened out. But we did watch a snake get brutally murdered. A butcher grabbed a feisty snake out of its cage, mouth wide open and fangs flashing, and we scattered 30 feet in about 6 different directions (our taxi driver ran too). The butcher took the snake into a small room and bashed its head into the concrete, killing it instantly, then sliced it open with a knife to rip out its insides. #thingsthatdonthappeninamerica. After the villagers realized we wouldn’t be ordering, they sent us on our way back to Hanoi. We were just happy to make it out alive. What a day.